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FEELS LIKE BEING ON A
BEACH IN EUROPE.

Make a splash, without the crash. Our zero-proof cocktails let you float your way to that anytime, anywhere vacation mindset.

SHOP SEÑORITA

WELCOME TO HAPPIER HOURS.

A place where our zero proof, hemp derived THC beverages deliver all of the good times with none of the next-day blues.

THIS IS NOT YOUR
AVERAGE THC BEVERAGE

Crafted by award-winning winemakers who dared to dream bigger. This isn't just another beverage, it's two decades of expertise poured into something revolutionary.

SHOP SEÑORITA

THE SUMMER LINE UP.

THE SUMMER
LINE UP.

lime jalapeño margarita thc beverage

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mango margarita thc beverage

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grapefruit paloma thc beverage

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ranch water thc beverage

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PARADISE,
DELIVERED.

Vacation vibes, now shipping.
Every sip is like a mini getaway.

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WHY SEÑORITA?

WHY
SEÑORITA?

“The Jalapeño Margarita had a pretty good balance of tangy VS spicy. I drank one before dinner and felt relaxed but still totally functional.”
– Carlos V.
SHOP SEÑORITA
“I tried the Paloma and wow! Really smooth and easy to sip. I had one with friends and felt buzzed in a good way - more floaty than fuzzy.”
– Jake L
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“My new ritual! The flavor was perfect and feeling was just the right kind of mellow. Honestly a great alternative to a glass of wine in the evening.”
– Rachel W
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“Took a couple cans to a picnic and everyone wanted to try them. The buzz is light, happy, and doesn’t mess with your head.”
– Luca G
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“These are Perfect for when I want something in my hand at social events but don’t want to drink. Gives a little vibe, not a full takeover.”
– Michele P
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“I’ve tried a few THC drinks and these are by far the most drinkable. Nothing weird or overly herbal - just clean, refreshing, and it works.”
–Tori S
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Warning: Hemp products containing THC are not for use by anyone under the age of 21. Using hemp products containing THC may cause drowsiness, effect focus, reaction time, and decision-making. These products are not evaluated or approved by the FDA. Pregnant people should avoid hemp products containing THC due to the risk of low birth weight, premature birth, stillbirth, and harm to fetal brain development. This product may cause intoxication and may contain up to 0.3% THC. This product does not claim to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. 

Warning: consuming this product during pregnancy exposes your child to Delta-9-THC which can affect your child’s behavior and learning ability. For more information go to: www.p65warnings.ca.gov/cannabis