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RANCH WATER

Real lime juice and sparkling mineral water
Organic Mexican agave
Fast onset of the highest-quality high
Only 40 calories per can
STRENGTH
QUANTITY
Clean, zesty lime meets a minerally fizz that drinks like a high-desert breeze after sundown. Señorita THCRanch Water is dry, bright, and endlessly crushable. Enjoy our non-alcoholic ranch water with no hangover. Just a clean, uplifting THC buzz with a fast onset and only 40 calories per can.


Crafted with natural ingredients and good vibes, it’s a sparkling citrus spritz that delivers full flavor and feel-good energy in every sip.

WHY SEÑORITA?

TASTES JUST LIKE
YOUR FAVORITE
COCKTAIL

Made with organic Mexican blue agave syrup, fresh lime, and Himalayan pink salt. No extra junk + just 70 calories per can.

FRESH PRESSED
JUICES

Our clean ingredients make us stand above the rest both in taste and feel. No syrups, no fillers.

NO HANGOVERS
NO DRAMA
JUST FUN

Feel clear, uplifted, and social — fast. Enjoy a better buzz without the booze or hangover.

ORGANIC MEXICAN
AGAVE

We only use organic Mexican blue agave syrup to sweeten our cocktails. Processed sugars are not in our vocabulary.

FEELS LIKE
VACATION

With our focus on flavor and goal on (instant) gratification - you’ll feel like you might as well be poolside after a few sips of Señorita.

SEÑORITA SHIPS
LEGALLY WITHIN THE
US

*We’re currently available for delivery in 40 states and growing.

WINNER’S
CIRCLE.

Award-Winning Full Flavor: Señorita Lime Jalapeño Margarita was awarded 1st place for Best THC Beverage by High Times and a Silver Medal at the 2025 WSWA Spirits Tasting.

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SEÑORITA
VARIETY PACK

Whether it’s a planned hangout or a surprise knock at the door, forget scrambling for drinks. Our Variety Pack means you’re always ready to pour, sip, and settle-in for the kind of catch-ups you didn’t know you needed.

So welcome to happier hours. Created by us, but enjoyed by you. Salud!

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“The Jalapeño Margarita had a pretty good balance of tangy VS spicy. I drank one before dinner and felt relaxed but still totally functional.”
– Carlos V.
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“I tried the Paloma and wow! Really smooth and easy to sip. I had one with friends and felt buzzed in a good way - more floaty than fuzzy.”
– Jake L
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“My new ritual! The flavor was perfect and feeling was just the right kind of mellow. Honestly a great alternative to a glass of wine in the evening.”
– Rachel W
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“Took a couple cans to a picnic and everyone wanted to try them. The buzz is light, happy, and doesn’t mess with your head.”
– Luca G
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“These are Perfect for when I want something in my hand at social events but don’t want to drink. Gives a little vibe, not a full takeover.”
– Michele P
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“I’ve tried a few THC drinks and these are by far the most drinkable. Nothing weird or overly herbal - just clean, refreshing, and it works.”
–Tori S
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PARADISE,
DELIVERED.

Vacation vibes, now shipping.
Every sip is like a mini getaway.

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FREQUENTLY ASKED
QUESTIONS.

Our THC infused beverages are your ticket to an everyday getaway, no passport required. Whether you're curious about ingredients, effects, or where to stock up, our FAQ has everything you need to sip back, relax, and unwind.
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Yes. Señorita THC beverages use delta-9 THC which is derived from hemp. The Agricultural Improvement Act of 2018, known as the Farm Bill, allows states to create their own rules for hemp-derived products.

Everyone's body composition is different, but our rule of thumb, and what we've heard from consumers, is one 12oz 5mg can makes most consumers feel as if they've had a glass or a glass-and-a-half of wine.

Like alcohol, THC affects everyone differently. Start low and go slow: try 1/4 of a 5MG can, and give it 20-30 minutes. You’ll find what dose is right for you.

To place an order, you must be 21 years of age or older.

A Certificate of Analysis (COA) is a third-party lab report that verifies the safety and potency of our products. There are two types:

  • A full-panel COA tests for contaminants like pesticides, heavy metals, and residual solvents — giving you peace of mind about product quality.


  • A potency COA confirms the precise cannabinoid content, so you know exactly what you’re getting. This is key when choosing hemp-derived THC products.



At Señorita, our manufacturing partner posts full-panel COAs for every batch — because we believe in radical transparency and products that truly deliver. And we strongly advise: don’t trust any THC product without one.

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Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
Based on 51 reviews
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51 reviews
  • BS
    Barb S.
    Verified Buyer
    16 hours ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great Fresh Flavor!!

    Goes down like water!

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  • NS
    Nicole S.
    Verified Buyer
    2 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Absolute Necessity

    Of all of the flavors, ranch water was the one I was most hesitant to try and it ended up being my favorite! Highly recommend!

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  • ST
    Susan T.
    Verified Buyer
    3 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Alcohol replacement

    Ranch water brings me joy. Tastes delicious, less calories than alcohol. I plan to stay fully stocked.

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  • JL
    Jessica L.
    Verified Buyer
    3 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Amazing!!

    Delicious and relaxes me perfectly!

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  • RM
    rose m. c.
    Verified Buyer
    4 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    First time trying. 1st Flavor.

    Nice and light took the edge off a roughday.

    No hangover no headache. Woke up the next day refreshed!

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