the resort residency bundle
2 Bottles + 96 cans (six 4-pks of each flavor)
20% off | ~ 6 month supply
Does a six-month getaway still count as vacation? Or do you just live there now?
The Resort Residency Bundle fills your fridge with 96 cans of Señorita — six 4-packs of each flavor + 2 bottles of 1777, our artisanal THC agave spirit.
Real juice, organic Mexican blue agave, Himalayan pink salt, and fast-acting THC bring the full margarita experience with a happier tomorrow. Each flavor in our lineup included, because nobody ever asked for less margarita options. Plus, you get two bottles of 1777. Because we’d always rather overpack.
96 cans. 4 flavors + 2 bottles of 1777. 20% off. A six-month trip without the baggage.
WELCOME TO HAPPIER HOURS.
A place where our zero proof, hemp derived THC beverages deliver all of the good times with none of the next-day blues.
WHY SEÑORITA?
MIXOLOGIST
APPROVED
JUICY
IN ALL THE
RIGHT WAYS
TOMORROW
FRIENDLY
REAL AGAVE
REAL GOOD
FEELS LIKE
VACATION
DELIVERED TO
YOUR DOOR
HERE FOR A
GOOD TIME,
NOT A
LONG TIME
Señorita & 1777 are leaving online soon. Stock up now on your favorites, all made with organic agave and real juice.
PARADISE,
DELIVERED.
Vacation vibes, now shipping.
Every sip is like a mini getaway.
FREQUENTLY
ASKED
QUESTIONS
Yes, it's as legal as any other cocktail with similar rules! Señorita and 1777 use delta-9 THC, which is derived from hemp. The Agricultural Improvement Act of 2018, known as the Farm Bill, allows states to create their own rules for hemp products.
You'll probably feel lighter, more relaxed, a little more social. Music gets better. Conversations get easier. You might suddenly become very passionate about ordering fries for the table.
Most people say one 5mg can feels like a glass of wine. The key difference? A THC buzz feels more gradual and uplifting than alcohol for most people.
If you're new here, 5mg is the sweet spot. Start with 1/2 a can and wait 20 minutes for that paradise feeling to kick in.
10mg is more of a “clear your schedule and queue the playlist” situation. Stronger effects, deeper chill, louder laughs.
Like alcohol, THC effects everyone differently. The goal is “vacation mode,” not “I can hear colors.”
You must be 21 years old or older to place an order. This is an adults only cabana club!
A Certificate of Analysis (COA) is a third-party lab report that verifies the safety and potency of our products. There are two types:
- A full-panel COA tests for contaminants like pesticides, heavy metals, and residual solvents — giving you peace of mind about product quality.
- A potency COA confirms the precise cannabinoid content, so you know exactly what you’re getting. This is key when choosing hemp-derived THC products.
At Señorita, our manufacturing partner posts full-panel COAs for every batch — because we believe in radical transparency and products that truly deliver. And we strongly advise: don’t trust any THC product without one.